Top 20 Boxing Jokes

Watching a world championship boxing match is pretty special, I definitely have some memories of classic boxing fights like Tyson vs Holyfield or Mayweather vs Pacquiao.

Anyway, I don’t have a punchline, but here are my top 20 boxing jokes. I collected these from all over the place, reviewed them all, and then selected only the best. So here they are, enjoy.

Last Updated: 09/20/2024

Top 20

1. A computer once beat me in a chess. But it was no match for me in boxing.
2. I asked my trainer at the gym if I could start shadow boxing. He said, “Knock yourself out!”
3. I wanted to become a boxing referee so much that I was shaking. The interviewer told me to relax and count to ten.
4. What’s the funniest part of a boxing joke? You would think it would be the punchline, but it’s funnier when the person feints.
5. During my boxing career, I was the 2nd best boxer in my country. I fought in over 50 fights, and came 2nd every single time.
6. People don’t typically wear glasses while boxing. It’s more of a contacts sport.
7. What do boxers carry their underwear in? A briefcase.
8. How do you make a fruit punch? Give it boxing lessons.
9. How did the apple win the boxing tournament? With a fruit punch.
10. What is cardboard’s favorite sport? Boxing
11. What do you call a champion boxer with flatulence? Gaseous Clay.
12. What do you call the queue to a boxing match? The punchline.
13. Why do Pirates always win boxing matches? They have a killer hook.
14. Why is hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they have the same color trunks.
15. Did you hear about the hobbit who ruined the boxing match? He tried to destroy the ring.
16. What do you call a pug dog that has become the boxing world champ? A pugilist.
17. What are a beat boxer’s favorite things to wear? Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants.
18. What do Picasso and a terrible boxer have in common? They both spend a lot of time on the canvas.
19. Does a match box? No, but a tin can.
20. Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match? He took asteroids.