Bridge Jokes and Puns

Here are some bridge jokes that will span the gap between groans and giggles. Find your favorite bridge puns and then share them with others!

Bridge jokes and puns

1. Someone I know jumped off a bridge in Cairo. He was in denial.
2. Who were hurt in the bridge collapse in Australia? The ones that were down under.
3. Are you afraid of bridges? Get over it.
4. Why are bridges so expensive? It’s all overhead.
5. What was the frog doing jumping off the longest suspension bridge? Kermitting to bungee jumping.

6. How do you cross a troll bridge in Middle Earth? You use J.R.R. tokens.
7. Why are there no bridges named after Chuck Norris? Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
8. Did you hear about the guy who was fishing from a railway bridge? He was trying to catch a train.
9. Have you heard that really convoluted metaphor about poorly constructed bridges? It’s hard to get across.
10. Why did the ghost throw themselves off a bridge? It likes Banshee jumping

Bridge one liners

11. I bought a castle with a modern drawbridge. It has a remoat control.
12. I once worked at a place where I had to use a pay-to-cross bridge 10 times a day. That took a toll.
13. I just bought some London Bridge trousers. They keep falling down.
14. I absolutely hate broken bridges. I just can’t get over them.
15. I told my wife that I always felt a deep sense of foreboding when we drive on the bridge over the canal. She said, That’s because the canal is for-boating.

16. I am shocked about the local bridge being damaged. Can’t get over it.
17. If I make a bridge shorter, is it now abridged?
18. I never go on truss bridges. They are not trusstable.
19. I watched a documentary on how they built the Golden Gate Bridge. It was riveting.
20. I knew a man whose work focused specifically on designing draw bridge. Of course, this was before his suspension.

21. I wasn’t expecting to encounter a bridge on my commute. But I got over it.
22. I have stopped burning bridges in my life. Because they make them out of steel now.
23. I tried reading a book about a castle with the drawbridge up. But I couldn’t get into it.
24. I banged my head on a low bridge. Would have been ok if viaduct.
25. A friend of mine wants to cure her fear of trolls, but not quite yet. She will cross that bridge when she comes to it.