Box Jokes and Puns

Here are some box jokes that will unpack a load of laughter! Find your favorite box puns and then share them with others!

Box jokes and puns

1. What do you call a round box that springs back after its thrown? A box-ce ball.
2. Most jokes and cardboard boxes have one thing in common. They’re recycled.
3. The waitress asked me if I wanted a box for our leftovers. I said no but I’ll wrestle you for it.
4. I would make a belt out of cardboard. But it would be a waist of paper.
5. What kind of cardboard is found by a volcano? Igneous box.

6. I got fed up playing poker and blackjack the other day. I was card-board.
7. I bought some low-quality cardboard. It’s tearable.
8. My dog keeps wrapping things in cardboard. He’s a boxer.
9. I live in a lighthouse. It’s made of cardboard.
10. Why would anyone fill a box with tiny pieces of cardboard? I’m puzzled.

11. What happens when you put cardboard boxes in your house during a full moon? You make it a warehouse
12. What kind of cardboard is found deep underground? Box and minerals.
13. Yo mama is so stupid. She stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
14. What’s the number one item shipped by amazon? Cardboard boxes.
15. Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches? In their launch box.
16. What kind of cabbage comes in cardboard? Box choy.
17. I went to the stationery shop and found they had given me cardboard instead of paper. I am going to write them a stiff letter.

Box one liners

21. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
22. When cardboard goes to the bar, it asks for a drink on the box.
23. If you no longer have a box, it’s an Xbox
24. I worked in a cardboard box factory but it folded.
25. I ordered some disposable lenses and got an empty box. I must have selected contactless delivery.
26. I charge rent to the series of insects in my cardboard box as they are ten-ants.
27. The great thing about buying a cardboard box and having it delivered is that you normally get one more than you paid for.