Berry Jokes and Puns

Here are some berry jokes that are berry amusing and guaranteed to sweeten your day. Find your favorite berry puns and then share with others!

Berry jokes and puns

1. Which hobbit tells the juiciest stories? Bilberry Baggins.
2. How do fruit-loving librarians categorize their books? With the Dewberry decimal system.
3. Why can’t you make a crumble with 3.14 blackberries? Because that would be pi.
4. How do you make a strawberry turnover? Push it down a hill.
5. Which kind of berry you should stay away from? Rob-berry

6. What’s a scarecrows favorite fruit? A straw-berry.
7. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blue berry.
8. Did you hear about that berry rock band? They always get together for a jam.
9. Why couldn’t the blueberry open the door? It was jammed.
10. How do you make a raspberry turnover? Push it down a hill!

11. What do you call a fruit that studies the night before a test? A cram-berry.
12. What do you get when you eat a blackberry? A Bluetooth.
13. Did you hear about the news program dedicated to berries? It was a currant affairs program.
14. I tried to think of a berry pun. They were all fruitless attempts.
15. How do you recognize a strawberry gang? Look for the patches.

11. What looks like half a berry? The other half.
12. Why did the strawberry get a lawyer? It was in a jam.
13. What do you call a berry patch on a windy day? Blewberries
14. What is a ghosts favorite kind of dessert? Boo-berry pie
15. What did the strawberry say to its Valentine? You’re berry special to me.

16. Who does a strawberry call when it loses a tooth? The tooth berry!
17. Did you hear about that commotion at the strawberry patch? It happened right before my berry eyes.
18. Why did the pirate plant strawberries? He heard they led to berried treasure!
19. How do fruits handle a sticky situation? They stay calm and berry on.

21. Why did the young berries always listen to the oldest fruit in the patch? Respect your elderberries.
22. What do you call research involving Eggs, Strawberries and Altoids? An Eggs-Berry-Mint.

26. What do you call a scary fruit? A boo-berry
27. What’s an uneducated person’s least favorite fruit? The Li-berry.

21. How do strawberries kiss? With berry sweet lips.
22. How do you make strawberry fruit punch? Give it boxing lessons.
23. What’s a strawberry’s favorite musical instrument? The berry-tone.
24. Why didn’t anyone want to listen to the blackberry’s speech? It tended to bramble on.
25. Why did the lonely blueberry jump into the mixer? He wanted to blend in with the other fruit.