Top 20 Berry Jokes
I love berries, give me some flavor of berry ice cream over chocolate any day! Well, I have gone berry picking for my top 20 berry jokes and made sure to throw away all the bad ones. Here are the best ones, enjoy!
Last Updated: 09/24/2024
Top 20
- What do you call a recipe with just mint leaves, eggs and strawberries? An Eggs-Berry-Mint.
- Why can’t you make a crumble with 3.14 blackberries? Because that would be pi.
- Why did the pirate plant strawberries? He heard they led to berried treasure.
- Which kind of berry you should stay away from? Rob-berry
- How do you make a strawberry turnover? Push it down a hill.
- Why didn’t anyone want to listen to the blackberry’s speech? It tended to bramble on.
- What’s a scarecrows favorite fruit? A straw-berry.
- What do you call a fruit that studies the night before a test? A cram-berry.
- What do you get when you eat a blackberry? Bluetooth.
- Why couldn’t the blueberry open the door? It was jammed.
- What looks like half a berry? The other half.
- Why did the strawberry get a lawyer? It was in a jam.
- What do you call a berry patch on a windy day? Blewberries
- What is a ghosts favorite kind of dessert? Boo-berry pie
- Who does a strawberry call when it loses a tooth? The tooth berry.
- Did you hear about that commotion at the strawberry patch? It happened right before my berry eyes.
- What’s an uneducated person’s least favorite fruit? A Li-berry.
- How do you make strawberry fruit punch? Give it boxing lessons.
- Why did the lonely blueberry jump into the mixer? He wanted to blend in with the other fruit.
- Why did the young berries always listen to the oldest fruit in the patch? Respect your elderberries.
