Best 50 Deez Nuts Jokes For 2024

Welven Harris, also known as Welven Da Great, became an internet legend as the “Deez Nuts Guy” following a 2015 YouTube video. In a memorable prank call to his dad, Harris asked if anything had arrived in the mail, setting the stage for the now-famous punchline, “Deez Nuts,” capped with his signature, “Got’eeeem!” This joke not only made him a viral sensation but also revived a phrase originally popularized by Dr. Dre in his 1990s hit ‘Deeez Nuuuts’ from the album The Chronic.

The phrase has since inspired countless variations, fueling memes and pranks across platforms like TikTok, as creators put their own spin on this piece of internet humor. The term even made its way into politics when, in 2015, a satirical “Deez Nuts” presidential campaign garnered 9% in a poll against Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, revealed to be the work of 15-year-old Brady Olson from Iowa, showcasing the wide-reaching influence of this internet phenomenon.

Deez Nuts Jokes

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1. Do you know Mr. Felfor? No, why? Because you fell for deez nuts.
2. You have UCD right? What is UCD? UC-Deez nuts.
3. Something came in the mail today for you. What is it? Deez nuts.
4. Have you seen the new movie called Bofa? No, what is it about? Bofa deez nuts.
5. Are you a fan of parodies? Sure. Well, you will love a pair of deez nuts.

6. Go sit on that over there. Sit on what? Sit on deez nuts.
7. Do you like Wendy’s? Yes, why? Great, you are going to love when deez nuts hit your face.
8. My back hurts. Why? From carrying around deez nuts.
9. Do you know Howard Dee? No. How-ar deez nuts?
10. Landon is a crazy. Who is Landon? Landon deez nuts.

11. Can I borrow your pen? Why don’t you borrow deez nuts?
12. I’m sorry. Sorry for what? For giving you too much of deez nuts.
13. Have you ever been to Chewons? No. What’s Chewons? Chew on deez nuts.
14. Guess who I saw hanging out together? Who? Deez nuts.
15. Do you know what they use in movies to imitate the sound of galloping horses? No? Deez nuts.

16. Have you heard about my friend Willya? No. Well willya suck deez nuts.
17. Are you into fitness? Yes. Fit deez nuts in your mouth.
18. Are you going this afternoon? Going where? Down on deez nuts.
19. What kind of nuts get bad grades? Deez nuts.
20. I can’t believe they have been together for almost 29 years (your age). Who has? Deez nuts.

21. We need to soak these. Soak what? Soak deez nuts.
22. I can’t control it. Control what?  Control how big deez nuts are.
23. I wanted to ask you something about Kenya. What? Kenya fit deez nuts in your mouth?
24. Why are you leaving them here? Leaving what? Leaving deez nuts in your mouth.
25. Do you want to borrow these? Borrow what? Borrow deez nuts.

26. Would you like 2 CDs? To see deez nuts.
27. Who is Barbie’s boyfriend? Ken. Ken you fit deez nuts in your mouth?
28. Knock knock, who’s there? Grabba? Grabba who? Grabba deez nuts.
29. Don’t sit on that. Sit on what? Sit on deez nuts.
30. Can you imagine dragons flying? Yes? Then Imagine dragging deez nuts across your mouth.

31. Hey, do you smell that? No? It smells like deez nuts.
32. Hey, do you like Chef Boyardee? Who is that? Chef Boy-Are-Deez nuts tasty.
33. Do you know Sakkon? Who? Sakkon deez nuts.
34. Guys, I just got diagnosed with SoDN! What’s that? Suck on deez nuts.
35. Would you like taste a new ice cream topping? Sure. Well, you can see how deez nuts taste.

36. What are you making for lunch? Deez nuts
37. My girlfriend just got diagnosed with DN. Dang, what’s DN? Deez nuts.
38. I wonder what will happen with DN after the election. What’s DN? Deez nuts.
39. I think Dee is hitting on me. Who is Dee? Deez Nuts.
40. If 1 plus 1 equals 2, and apple plus sauce equals applesauce, what’s almond plus pistachio? What? The sum of deez nuts.

41. Why are B and C afraid of D? Because deez nuts.
42. Are you a fan of pudding? Yes. How about pudding deez nuts in your mouth?
43. You need a break. From what? A break from deez nuts.
44. Can you move that? Move what? Move deez nuts.
45. Want to check these out? Check what out? Deez nuts.

46. Are you having both of these? Both of what? Both of deez nuts.
47. Do you want to play? Play what? Play with deez nuts.
48. Have you heard of Putin? Yes, of course. Well, put in deez nuts.
49. Do you know Candice? Candice who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
50. You missed a bit of that bofa on your cheek. What’s bofa? Bofa deez nuts.