Top 20 Bridge Jokes
I can’t get over how cool bridges are as a human invention. I always get inspired to make lists of jokes and puns by what I see around me. Today’s top 20 is for bridge jokes.
I have organized this list after reviewing hundreds of jokes and these are the best. Enjoy and lets get to the jokes.
Last Updated: 09/20/2024
Top 20
- Someone I know jumped off a bridge in Cairo. He was in denial.
- Who were hurt when the bridge collapsed in Australia? The ones that were down under.
- I have stopped burning bridges in my life. Because they make them out of steel now.
- I tried reading a book about a castle with the drawbridge up. But I couldn’t get into it.
- I banged my head on a low bridge. Would have been ok if viaduct.
- A friend of mine wants to cure her fear of trolls, but not quite yet. She will cross that bridge when she comes to it.
- Why are bridges so expensive? It’s all overhead.
- How do you cross a troll bridge in Middle Earth? You use J.R.R. tokens.
- Why are there no bridges named after Chuck Norris? Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
- Have you heard that really convoluted metaphor about poorly constructed bridges? It’s hard to get across.
- Why did the ghost throw themselves off a bridge? It likes Banshee jumping
- I bought a castle with a modern drawbridge. It has a remoat control.
- I once worked at a place where I had to use a pay-to-cross bridge 10 times a day. That took a toll.
- I just bought some London Bridge trousers. They keep falling down.
- I absolutely hate broken bridges. I just can’t get over them.
- I told my wife that I always felt a deep sense of foreboding when we drive on the bridge over the canal. She said, That’s because the canal is for-boating.
- If I make a bridge shorter, is it now abridged?
- I never go on truss bridges. They are not trusstable.
- I watched a documentary on how they built the Golden Gate Bridge. It was riveting.
- I knew a man whose work focused specifically on designing draw bridges. Of course, this was before his suspension.
