Top 20 Blue Jokes

As a Philadelphia 76ers supporter, the color blue defaults to being one of my favs. If you are a Celtics supporter, please find another list :p.. But here are my top 20 blue jokes.

I collated lots of jokes about the color blue, reviewed them all, and now have listed what I think are the 20 best. Got one to add or think one in the list sucks? Then let me know in the comments! Anyway onto the list..

Last Updated: 09/24/2024

Top 20

1. What is blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
2. My least favorite hue is purple. It’s worse than red and blue combined.
3. Why did the turquoise movie flop? Too many blue-pers
4. Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island doesn’t wave back.
5. What does a Blue Stain and a Red Stain make? A big mess
6. What did the sad architect draw? A blue-print.
7. What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf? Blue cheese.
8. What happens when you plant cornflower seeds? They blue-m
9. A patient goes to the doctor and says “I feel kind of blue”. He has mild davis.
10. A cheese factory exploded in France. It blue cheese everywhere.
11. The colors red, white and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
12. A blues guitar walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, minors aren’t allowed in here.”
13. Why was the blue so confident? He was very azure of himself.
14. Why was the belt arrested? Because it was holding up a pair of blue jeans.
15. What do you call a person who studies the color blue? A cyantologist.
16. What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for? A navy seal.
17. Why did the burglar wear blue gloves? He didn’t want to get caught red handed.
18. What fruit always feels depressed? A blue-berry.
19. Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
20. Did you know Mandalorians love blue milk cottage cheese? This is the whey.