Top 20 Biology Jokes
I have been on a quest to make top 20 lists for every topic I can think of. Most of the jokes are not related biologically speaking, but this set is. Here is my top 20 biology jokes.
Also, know that I read every joke I list, no spam here. Trying to build a quality archive of jokes that people appreciate. If you like the list or got some ones you think are better, let me know in the comments! Here is the list.
Last Updated: 09/24/2024
Top 20
- I don’t think I need a spine. It’s holding me back.
- Why was the amoeba sad? His parents just split.
- Is there a big difference between male and female anatomy? Yes, a vas deferens.
- I told my dad I couldn’t believe I’d failed my biology exam. He said, I’m your mum.
- What do you call an organic compound with an attitude? A-mean-o acid.
- What did the brother cell say to his sister cell when he ran into the table? Mitosis
- Why do bacteria like to travel? It makes them more cultured.
- Why wouldn’t the biologist go into the haunted house? He was too petrified
- I walked into the biology lab and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect. His fly was open.
- I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed. Guess my thymine was off.
- A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.
- Today in biology class we were dissecting an eye. I kept thinking of jokes but they were getting cornea and cornea.
- What do other plants do when another plant is sad? They photosymphatize.
- How do you pass a biology test on excretion? Process of elimination.
- Why didn’t anyone want the biologist’s new book? It was a hard cell.
- Why did the bacteria cross the microscope? To get to the other slide.
- Where did the viruses go? They flu away.
- Do you want to hear a potassium joke? K.
- What musical instrument do biologists play? Organs
- Why was the girl worried about biology class? She has a Nervous System.
