Funniest Fall Jokes – Not AI!

Here is my curated list of fall puns and autumn jokes written by real people, no AI here! Enjoy!

Fall puns and jokes

1. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
2. What do tuna fish love to drink in fall? Mulled brine.
3. What is it called when a tree takes some time off? Paid leaf.
4. What’s the biggest fall phenomenon in Australia? The Great Barrier Leaf.
5. Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall? They were autumn mated.
6. What month does every tree dread? Sept-timberrrrr.
7. What did the leaf say to autumn? I’m falling for you.
8. What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride? An autumn-mobile.
9. Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.
10. What do the leaves say before they hibernate? Rake me up when September ends.
11. What do turkeys eat for dessert? Peach gobbler.
12. Why are trees so carefree and easygoing? Because every fall, they let loose.
13. Did you hear about the tree that deserted the forest at the end of fall? He was absent without leaves.
14. Why did the tree worry that he would never get his leaves back after autumn? He didn’t be-leaf in himself.
15. Why did the lions move at the end of summer? Because the pride goeth before the fall!
16. Why did the apple pie cry? Its peelings were hurt.
17. What’s James Bond’s favorite hot drink? Pumpkin spy-ce latte.
18. Why do birds fly south for the fall? Because it’s quicker than walking.
19. What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest? Report it to the leaf of police.
20. What part did the turkeys play in the Thanksgiving Day parade? They played their drumsticks.
21. Why was the autumn vegetable stew so valuable?  It contained 24 carat gourd.
22. What time of year do people get injured the most? In the fall.
23. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
24. How does an elephant get out of a tree? It sits on a leaf and waits till autumn.
25. What did autumn say to summer? Make like a tree and leave.
26. What kind of car do Brits drive at fall? An autumn-atic.
27. Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
28. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
29. Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall? Because they’re easily stumped.
30. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears.
31. What happened when the turkey got in a fight? The stuffing was knocked out of him.
32. Why do you never see deer hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it
33. What’s the loudest sound in the forest at autumn? A squirrel eating berries from the tree
34. How should you hunt wild boar in the fall? With an autumn-atic rifle
35. What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist.
36. Why’s it so easy to trick a leaf in October? They fall for anything.