Top 20 Space Jokes

When you’re a kid you want to be an astronaut and now that I am an adult I think, no way would I ever do that! Here is my collection of the top 20 space jokes. Curated to be the best of the best, no space junk here.

If you think you can top the list, tell us your best space joke in the comment section and we will be sure to update the list if we agree!

Last Updated: 09/13/2024

Top 20

What do astronauts do when they want to have a party in space? Planet.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Saturn’s name is the best in our solar system. It has a nice ring to it.
What do planets like to read? Comet books.
I was trying to have a serious conversation with an astronaut. She didn’t seem to understand the gravity of the situation.
What did the alien say to the garden? Take me to your weeder.
Yesterday I was charged a million dollars for sending my cat into space. It was a cat astro fee.
How did the avocado get to outer space? On a rocket chip.
What do you get when you cross a lamb and a rocket? A space sheep.
What do you call croissants in space? Spacetries.
I had a girlfriend who was an astronaut but she ended the relationship. She said she needed space.
Aliens have not come to our solar system yet because they read the reviews. One star.
What do astronaut’s drink in space? Gravi-tea.
Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? Because there was no atmosphere.
What do you call a comet wrapped in bacon? A meateor.
Why will space be a popular tourist spot? The view is breathtaking and will leave you speechless.
What do you say if you want to start a fight in space? Comet me, bro.
What kind of music do planets sing in space? Neptunes.
How did the space teddy bear cross the road? Ewoked.
What is an astronaut’s favorite day when in space? Moon-day.