Top 20 Egg Jokes

Eggs are so useful, you can grow them into animals, cook with them or use them in baking and even throw them. You can also make jokes out of them, so here is my top 20 egg jokes. Give them a crack.

I have put together this top 20 after going through well over a few hundred dozen egg jokes, so trust me when I say that these are the most eggcellent ones. Here is the list!

Last Updated: 09/13/2024

Top 20

I saw a sign earlier that said, ‘Free Range Eggs.’ I’ve never heard of Range Eggs before, but at least they were free to take.
Why can’t you tease egg whites? They can’t take a yolk.
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.
A piece of toast and a hard-boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
How can you drop an egg four feet without breaking it? By dropping it five feet. It won’t break for the first four.
Do you know any good egg jokes? I’ve got a dozen of them.
I’ve decided to put my eggs all in one basket. I’m just tired of looking silly walking around the supermarket.
Why don’t dinosaurs lay eggs? They’re egg-stinct.
What do you get when you eat unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, raw eggs, vanilla extract and whole milk? A stomach cake.
Who tells the best eggs puns? The comedy-hens.
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs. Now I can’t find them. I think they’ve been mislaid.
Did you hear about the egg that fell down the mountain? The ending will crack you up.
What happens if you play table tennis with a bad egg? It goes ping, then it goes pong.
How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried.
What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
What is an egg’s favorite tree? The might y-oak.
What sport are eggs best at? Running.
What’s the worst crime as far as an egg is concerned? Poaching.
How do chickens stay fit? They eggs-ercise.
Did you hear about the hen who laid her egg on an axe? She wanted to hatchet.