Funniest Cherry Jokes – Not AI!

Here is my curated list of cherry puns written by real people, no AI here! Enjoy!

Cherry puns and jokes

1. How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
2. What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful
3. Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
4. Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
5. Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
6. What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
7. What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
8. Why shouldn’t you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
9. Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
10. What did one cherry say to the other? If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!
11. What do you call a scary berry? A boo-berry.
12. How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree? Paint its toenails red.
13. What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
14. What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
15. What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
16. What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
17. If a cherry was a comedian, it would be Cherry Chaplin.
18. A lorry load of cherries has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.
19. If a cherry was a helicopter, the landing platform would be called cherry-pad.
20. I love you cherry much.
21. What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
22. What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes? Toe jam.
23. Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don’t worry, it’s just one of the pitfalls of life.
24. Why are cherries never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
25. Don’t jam (slam) the door.
26. Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
27. My friend mashed up some cherries on Halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied.
28. You’re cherry sweet.
29. A library comprises the books only on cherries is called lib-cherry.
30. If there is anyone who deserves laurels, it’s cherries!
31. Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
32. What do you call lots of cherries getting together to practice music? A jam session.
33. What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
34. What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
35. Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
36. What’s red and goes up and down, up and down? A cherry in a lift.
37. What Saturday morning cartoon do fruits watch? Tom and Cherry.
38. Which basketball players eat fruits? The ones who like to cherry pick.
39. Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode? It was da’ bomb.
40. Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
41. Why can’t you make a crumble with 3.14 cherries? Because that would be a pi.
42. What do you call a magic berry? Cherry Potter.