Top 20 Bone Jokes
You’ve got them, I’ve got them, can’t live without them. Good old bones. Anyway, I put together this list of the top 20 bone jokes. I tried to select the best of the best, so let me know what you think in the comments.
Last Updated: 09/24/2024
Top 20
- What do you get if you boil a funny bone? Laughing stock.
- Which plant is made of tiny little skeletons? A bone sai tree.
- Do you know how many bones there are in a human hand? I’m not sure either, but I’m assuming it’s a handful.
- I left a skull out in the sun. It became bone dry.
- Leg bones are known for always wanting to tell the truth. They find it easy tibia honest.
- What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
- What is a skeleton’s favorite type of tree? A s-pine tree.
- How did the archeologists know the skeletons were real? They were bone-afide.
- Why didn’t the skull go to the dentist? It was too-th late.
- How did the two wrist bones get to work? They carpal-ed.
- What did the skeleton doctor say when his patient had a high temperature? I’m afraid you’re running a femur.
- I had to send my spine to prison. It was bad to the bone.
- My skull doesn’t mind when I call it a bonehead.
- What kind of steak do they serve at a golf course? A tee bone.
- What do you call a dead skeleton? Dust.
- What is a skeletons favorite musical instrument? A saxo-bone.
- Did you hear about the bone that was almost eaten by a group of wild dogs? It was a marrow escape.
- How do you stop a skeleton telling jokes? Take away their funny bone.
- Did you hear of the film about a broken arm? It has an amazing cast.
- I picked up a pile of bones I ordered online. I was surprised that they weighed a skele-ton.
Also, my grandma broke her hip recently, so we designed this card for her. Made her laugh, so I thought I’d share this here as well.
