Top 20 Blue Jokes
As a Philadelphia 76ers supporter, the color blue defaults to being one of my favs. If you are a Celtics supporter, please find another list :p.. But here are my top 20 blue jokes.
I collated lots of jokes about the color blue, reviewed them all, and now have listed what I think are the 20 best. Got one to add or think one in the list sucks? Then let me know in the comments! Anyway onto the list..
Last Updated: 09/24/2024
Top 20
- What is blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
- My least favorite hue is purple. It’s worse than red and blue combined.
- Why did the turquoise movie flop? Too many blue-pers
- Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island doesn’t wave back.
- What does a Blue Stain and a Red Stain make? A big mess
- What did the sad architect draw? A blue-print.
- What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf? Blue cheese.
- What happens when you plant cornflower seeds? They blue-m
- A patient goes to the doctor and says “I feel kind of blue”. He has mild davis.
- A cheese factory exploded in France. It blue cheese everywhere.
- The colors red, white and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
- A blues guitar walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, minors aren’t allowed in here.”
- Why was the blue so confident? He was very azure of himself.
- Why was the belt arrested? Because it was holding up a pair of blue jeans.
- What do you call a person who studies the color blue? A cyantologist.
- What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for? A navy seal.
- Why did the burglar wear blue gloves? He didn’t want to get caught red handed.
- What fruit always feels depressed? A blue-berry.
- Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
- Did you know Mandalorians love blue milk cottage cheese? This is the whey.
