Devil Jokes and Puns

Here are some devil jokes that are sure to raise some hell! Find your favorite devil puns and then share with others!

Devil jokes and puns

1. Why couldn’t the Devil find any cheese? There’s no whey in hell.
2. What do you call old people in hell? Sinner citizens.
3. What is the devil’s favorite greeting? Hello.
4. Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season? Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.
5. What does an evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.

6. Why is the devil in jail? He was charged with possession.
7. What do you call the leader of a satanic cult? A devil’s advocate.
8. Why is the devil always mad? Because he’s hot headed.
9. What sort of tree does a Satanist buy for Christmas? A Lucifer.
10. Why did Mike Tyson hire the Devil as his weight loss trainer? He said he wanted to be a little thinner.

31. Why can’t the devil make money off YouTube? Because he keeps getting demonetized.
32. What’s the Devil’s favorite brand of Mayonnaise? Hellman’s.
33. What is a reversed exorcism? When devil pulls priest out of a child.
34. What brand of vacuum does a satanist use? Dirt Devil.
35. What is the Devil’s favorite spice? Sinnamon.

36. Why are you home so early? My boss told me to go to hell.
37. Do you know why table cloths are the work of the devil? Because they are made of satin.
38. Why will you never see Satan in an Armani suit? The Devil Wears Prada.
39. What did the devil do when he realized he couldn’t be everywhere? He made a mother-in-law.
40. How can you tell which blonde is horny on Halloween? By her devilish good looks.

11. Why the devil is depicted as male? Because he is evil with a d.
12. Why is the Church of Satan tax-exempt? They’re a non prophet organization.
13. If a woman gets pregnant by Lucifer, what does she have? Deviled eggs.
14. Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.
15. Did you know that if you play Nickelback backwards you can hear the devil? But what’s even worse is that if you play it forwards you can hear Nickelback.

16. What do you call a devil, that can’t swim? Sin-king.
17. How does the devil measure his drugs?  In pentagrams.
18. What is The Devil’s Car? The Anti-Chrysler.
19. What is the devil’s favorite flavor of candy? Caramhell with a bit of sin a man.
20. What’s the Tasmanian devils favorite drink? Spin and tonic.

Devil one liners

21. Puns are the devils work so I have nun.
22. With Lil Nas X’s Satan Shoes, the devil can finally steal our soles.
23. If you keep knocking on the Devils door, sooner or later he’ll invite you in.
24. I call my ex-wife Lucy, It’s short for Lucifer.
25. My son told me he’s Vegan and I’m worried about devil stuff.

26. My ex had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil, I still don’t know how much she charged him though.
27. The devil and a criminal work great together after all, they have great sin-ergy.
28. They say John Mayer made a deal with the devil and nobody knows what John got, but the devil got guitar lessons.
29. Don’t buy a wig from The Devil there’ll be Hell toupee.
30. Never stand behind Satan at the post office, for the devil takes many forms.