Funniest Steak Jokes – Not AI!

Here is my curated list of the funniest steak puns written by real people, no AI here! Enjoy!

Steak puns and jokes

46. I prefer jokes about steaks. It’s a rare medium done well.
47. What is Gru’s favorite steak? Filet Minion.
48. When a cow goes up by an elevator, that means steaks are getting raised.
49. Ever noticed that a favorite steak of an Englishman is Tea-bone.
50. How do lions like their steak? Roar.
51. How easy is it to milk a cow? It’s a piece of steak.
52. What do you call a joke about steak? Well done.
53. I love cooking meat for tiny men. Make gnome a steak.
54. Waiter: How did you find your steak, Sir? Me: I just moved a few chips and there it was.
55. If you don’t like these steak puns, there’s something wrong with you.
56. It takes Chuck Norris 5 seconds to cook a minute steak.
57. Why are steak puns so rare? Because they are never well done.
58. What do you call a steak hurtling through space? A meat-ior.
59. Which hand do you use to cut your steak? Neither, you use a knife.
60. Did you hear about the Wookiee steak taco? It’s a little Chewie.
61. Which cooked beef steak can see into your future? A medium.
62. How do you kill a vegan vampire? A steak through their heart.
63. What’s a tired dragon’s favorite steak? Flaming yawn.
64. Do you know an average rated steak is just meaty-ocre.
65. When a steak monster gets frightened, it flares up in a medium roar.
66. When the sick steak went to the doctor, he came out cured.
67. A waiter asked the man how he would want his steak, and the man replied, “On a plate.”
68. I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.” I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
69. What do you call a steak that’s been knighted by the queen? Sir Loin.
70. What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks? Mine is meat-eor than yours.
71. What happens when you drop a steak on the floor? It becomes ground beef.
72. What do you call a steak that tastes bad? A mis-steak.
73. What do you call a 100cm long steak? A meater.
74. Why don’t steak like telling jokes? Because they’re always beefing.
75. What is a hair stylist’s favorite steak? A flat iron.
76. What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again.
77. Why did the gambler buy Cows? Because he wanted to raise the steaks.
78. If two vegetarians get into a fight, would it still be called a beef? Not sure, depends on what’s at steak.
79. How do you know that steaks are only cut from male cows? Because a steak cut from a female cow would be a miss steak.
80. Why does a hamburger have more energy than a steak? Because it’s in a ground state.
81. What did the butcher say about the cow that got away? Sounds like a missed steak.
82. What kind of steak do they serve at a golf course? A tee bone.
83. What do u call a team of cows? United Steaks.
84. That steak was so tough, it gave me a charley horse.
85. A bear in a forest moaned, “I can’t finish my steak, it’s too grizzly.
86. Steak’s son got a victory at the spelling bee, so Steak groaned “well-done.
87. If you are working at a beef factory, you should never gamble when steaks are too high.
88. A tiger accidentally bought a deer steak at the supermarket. “I’m not beef,” it shouted as he picked it up. It was an honest moose steak.
89. How do a skeletons cut their steak? With a boning knife.
90. How do you eat a meat? You steak it in your mouth.
91. How do you stop a vegan vampire? With a steak through its heart.
92. How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? With steaks.
93. What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
94. What did one steak knife say to the other? Look sharp, here comes the meat.
95. What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food.
96. What’s the difference between a night watchman and a butcher? One stays awake, the other weighs a steak.
97. What do you call a cow spying on another cow? A steak out.