Funniest Pigeon Jokes – Not AI!

Here is my curated list of the funniest pigeon puns written by real people, no AI here! Enjoy!

Pigeon jokes and puns

1. What is a pigeon’s favorite poem? A hai-coo.
2. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pigeon? Voice mail.
3. What do you call a flatulent pigeon? A tootledove.
4. What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip? Coo.
5. What do you call a dead pigeon? A pige-out.
6. Why couldn’t anyone see the pigeon? Because it was in da skies.
7. Why don’t pigeons echo? A coo sticks.
8. A bird got so good at its job that it became a manager, then a director of the postal company. It was a career pigeon.
9. Pigeons are terrible cooks. Everything they make is fowl.
10. A pigeon picked up a twig, pretended it was a microphone and sang to it. It was a coo stick.
11. A pigeon and a tropical bird were playing on the computer. The pigeon lost. Toucan play that game.
12. Pigeons watch the news each day to find out the feather forecast.
13. What do you tell an anime character that’s turned into a pigeon? Go Coo.
14. Why did the pigeon cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.
15. What’s a pigeon’s favorite guitar? An A-coo-stick guitar.
16. The baby pigeon got a job sitting inside toys and shouting. She was a squeaker.
17. This pigeon wrote a bird poem at the top of the Eiffel Tower. It was a high coo.
18. I’ve got the best homing pigeon ever. I’ve sold it a hundred times this week already.
19. A scientist wanted the day to go faster, so he tied a clock to a messenger pigeon. Time flew.
20. What does a pigeon with sunglasses on say? Coo man coo.
21. What did the girl say to the angry pigeons? I don’t want to ruffle any feathers.
22. Why do pigeons watch the news? To get the feather forecast.
23. Paul Pigeon flew into a window. I’m such a bird brain,” he said.
24. You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If it doesn’t come back, it was only a pigeon to start with.
25. A rebel pigeon group got sent to jail. They’d organized a coo.
26. Pigeons are the best tour guides. They’ve always got a bird’s eye view.
27. A bird keeps coming and sticking letters all over this bollard. It’s the pigeon post.
28. What’s the difference between me and a pigeon? The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche.
29. What soap do pigeons use? Dove.
30. What do you call a homeless pigeon? A pigeon.
31. The pigeon kept going out late. No one trusts him now. Another bird said he was fly-by-night.
32. The pigeon lost at hide and seek because another bird found her. She was a spotted dove.
33. Two pigeons were discussing their favorite singers. One chose Birdy. The other said The Byrds.
34. This pigeon became a dictator. It all started because of a coo.
35. A pigeon saved all its money in a bowl made of sticks. It had a nest egg.
36. Did you hear about the man who became a millionaire with one homing pigeon? He sold it for a dollar and it came home a million times.
37. What did the pigeon say when she was cold? Birrrrrd.
38. What kind of crime are you committing when you attack a pigeon? A featheral offense.
39. How do you spot a revolutionary pigeon? They’re the ones walking around shouting “Coup Coup.”