Funniest Pig Puns - No AI!

Here is my curated list of the funniest puns about pigs written by real people, no AI here! Enjoy!

Pig jokes and puns

Do you want to hear a clean joke? A pig took a bath.
What kind of work do pigs do after school? Hamwork.
What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work? A philanthropig.
What advice did grandpa pig have for his kids? Don’t take anything for grunted.
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory? Hamnesia.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games? The Olympigs.
What happens when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? Pulled-Pork.
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A Pig fell in the mud.
What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig.
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
What did the butcher say to the pig? Nice to meat you.
What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed its tail? That’s the end of me.
How do pigs greet their family and friends? With hogs and kisses.
What do you give a pig with an itch? Oinkment.
What did one pig say to the other? Let’s be pen pals.
Why are books about pigs so interesting? There’s always a twist in the tail.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
Why did it take the pig hours to cross the road? Because she was a slow-pork.
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day? They threw a sowprize party.
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day? I’m bacon.
What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th? They have a valenswines dinner.
What do you call a pig thief? Hamburglar.
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car? Stop swining, we are nearly there.
What do pigs bring to the beach? A surf-boar-d.
What happened to the pig who was speeding? They got a ticket for running a slop sign.
What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia? A hamster.
What are pigs celebrating when they celebrate their birthday? The day they were boar-n.
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig? They always squeal.
I was walking through a farm and a group of pigs jumped on me. It was a hambush.
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
What do you call a cold and angry pig? A ham-brr-grr.
Where do pigs keep their money? In the piggy bank.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
What do Bad Piggies like to do at the theatre? Squeal the spotlight.
What do you call a laundromat for pigs? Hogwash.
What happened when the pig pen broke? They had to use the pig pencil.
What do yo call a pig that won the lottery? Filthy rich.
Why did it take the teen pig ages to get ready for school? She was very piggy about what to wear.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? It’s snout or never.
Why don’t wild pigs go to parties? Because they’re boars.
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game? For playing dirty.
What was the pig’s favorite ballet? Swine Lake.
Why was the piglet whining. He was really boar-ed.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
How do pigs write top-secret messages? With invisible oink.
What is a pig’s favorite color? Mahogany.
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend? Because he was a boar.
What do you call a pig that plays basketball? A ball hog.
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? It’s called Ham Hocks.
What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop.
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? La-boar Day.
What do pigs ask for in their hamburgers? Piggles.
What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field. It’s mayham.
How do pigs say I love you? I a-boar-you.
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.
Why did the pig get fired? Insu-boar-dination.
What’s a pig’s favorite sport? Mud wrestling.
What happens when a pig mixes two colors together? She makes a pigment.
Why should you never share a bed with a pig? They hog the covers.