Top 20 Tiger Jokes

Tigers are cooler than lions in my opinion. My favorite is probably the white Royal Bengal tiger, they look beautiful. I saw them when I went to the zoo Pairi Daiza in Belgium (amazing zoo!).

Anyway, I pulled together this top 20 list of tiger jokes and puns. I found heaps of tiger jokes, some good, some terrible (too rude, not funny, AI rubbish etc). I have now curated my top 20. So enjoy and onto the list!

Last Updated: 09/20/2024

Top 20

What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing on a tiger.
How do tigers, lions and elephants fly? On the African plain.
I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo!
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger? A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lion.
How do tigers prefer to have their meat? Roar!
Why didn’t the tiger go to school on Monday? It wasn’t feline well.
Why can’t tigers play baseball? Because if you have three stripes, you’re out.
People always talk about the ‘Eye Of The Tiger’. No one talks about the other four letters.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger? A tiiiger.
How do you catch a unique white tiger? Unique up on it!
What did you call the cat next door 800,000 years ago? A neighbor-toothed tiger.
What did the Roman say when his wife was eaten by a tiger? Gladiator.
Where is the most dangerous place to play golf? Tiger Woods.
If I had to decide on whether to have a tiger eat me or a lion, then it’s a no brainer. It’s way better to have the tiger eat the lion.
What do you call a tiger using a scanner? A copycat.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse. Don’t worry, it’s in a stable condition.
How do tigers describe themselves? Purrr-fect.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger? Spot.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker? It wanted a balanced diet
Did you hear about the man who paid for his tiger to be launched into space? It was a big cat-astro-fee.