Top 20 Duck Jokes

We have been busy updating our list of duck jokes and made sure that you’re only reading the best of the best! Here is our top 20!

We have gone through the internet archives, collated jokes from old books, made some of our own jokes and added reader’s contributions. We really want this to be the best joke archive out there and so that people like you don’t have to sift through loads of AI-generated garbage with 100s of jokes that are both not funny and don’t make sense!

Just know that every joke on this website we have read and reviewed and ranked so that you can get your laughs easier, faster and without wasting your time.

Hope you enjoy the list, now on to the duck jokes!

Post updated on 08/21/2024.

Top 20

56. Why does a duck have feathers? To cover up its buttquack.
57. What do you call a clever duck? A wise quacker.
58. What do you call a duck that breaks into people’s houses? A robber duck.
59. Why do spiders like ducks? They like their webbed feet.
60. What point of a view does a duck write a book in? Bird person.
61. Where do ducks go to search for jokes? The world wide webbed feet.
62. How do ducks propose? With a wedding wing.
63. What do you call a kind and successful duck? A waddle citizen.
64. Why did the duck need his window fixed? There was a quack in it.
65. What do you call the evil ruler of a small pond? A ducktator.
66. What did the cow and duck name their new rock band? Cheese and quackers.
67. What do you call movies that ducks like to watch? Duck-umentaries.
68. What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks? Firequackers.
69. What was the secret agent duck named? James Pond.
70. What do you call a ghost duck? A poultrygeist.
71. Where do tough ducks come from? Hard-boiled eggs.
72. What do you get if you cross a duck and Santa Claus? A Christmas quacker.
73. What do ducks use to fix things around their house? Duck tape.
74. Why did the duck go to the chiropractor? To get it’s back quacked.
75. What’s a duck do when he hears a joke he likes? He quacks up.

Let us know if you think this is a great top 20 of duck jokes and puns in the comments or tell us if you have your own jokes to add. 🙂