Funniest Dolphin Jokes - No AI!

Here is my curated list of the funniest dolphin puns written by real people, no AI here! Enjoy!

Dolphin jokes and puns

How did the octopus make the dolphin laugh? With ten-tickles.
What should dolphins always have to stay healthy? Vitamin sea.
What did the dolphin say to its friend who wouldn’t stop lying? Stop spouting nonsense
What happened to the dolphin that decided to leave SeaWorld and have herself a family out in the ocean? She was reporpoised.
What is the difference between a dolphin and a tuna. You can’t dolphin guitar.
Where do dolphins work? The Offish.
What did the dolphin say when the priest tossed him a fish? Holy mackerel.
What’s the best way to hear dolphins talking? Just listen to their podcast.
What game do dolphins play at parties? Salmon says.
How do you make a dolphin laugh? Tell a whale of a tale.
What do dolphins say when they hear bad jokes? That’s the seal-iest thing I’ve ever heard.
What did the dolphin policeman say to his partner at the crime scene? Something smells fishy.
How do dolphins travel long distances? They whale a cab.
What did Cinderella dolphin lose at the ball? Her glass flipper.
Where do dolphins go to sleep? In their water beds.
Where do lady dolphins keep their money? In their octopurse.
How does a mermaid make friends with a dolphin? On porpoise.
What did the dolphin do to the woman who was rude to it? Flipper off.
Have you ever tried to cut the fins off a dolphin? It really defeats the porpoise.
What do you call a person from Finland who is extremely boring? A dull Fin.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
I met a really cool dolphin the other day. We didn’t have to say much, we just clicked.
What’s a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
Why don’t dolphins like basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net.
Where do dolphin races end? At dolphin-ish line.
What did daddy dolphin do when his teenage dolphin was late for dinner? He flipped out.
What did the people say when they were waiting for the dolphins to jump? Water they waiting for.
What happened after the dolphin ate tainted fish? He lost his herring.
Why did the dolphins get married? Because they were head over fins in love.
Who helps poorly dolphins at the underwater hospital? Sturgeons.
What is is a dolphin’s favorite day? Fin-dependence day.
What did the man say to the dolphin at the magic show? Pick a cod, any cod.
What do you call a dolphin with a red nose? Rudolphin
What does a dolphin ask when he doesn’t understand? Can you be more Pacific?
Did you know that dolphins sometimes eat cephalopods like an octopus? Seriously, I’m not squidding.
How do dolphins decide who gets the last fish? Flipper coin.
Why did the dolphin cross the road? To get to the other tide.
What do you call a dolphin with a tie? So-fish-ticated.
Why do dolphins enjoy living in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
What made the dolphin suddenly blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
Why are dolphins so good at making pancakes? They’re great flippers.
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, try swimming with sharks. It costs an arm and a leg.
Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests? Because they work below C-Level.
What did the dolphin say when he posted bail? I’m off the hook.
What kind of soap do dolphins use? All porpoise cleaner.
Where’s a dolphin’s favorite place to drink? A dive bar.
Are the shows at Sea World fun? Dolphinately.
How do poorly dolphins get to the underwater hospital? By clam-bulance.
What did the baby dolphin say when she was sad? Nothing, she just whale-d.
How do dolphins send all their messages? Via sea-mail.
What’s a dolphin’s favorite ride at the theme park? The Big Dipper.
What did the ocean say to the dolphin? Nothing, it just waved.
Where do dolphins go on holiday? Finland.
Why was the dolphin so sad? His life had no porpoise.