Funny Dance Jokes – One Liners, Puns + Free Printable
These dance jokes will keep your toes tapping and your friends groaning in the best way.
Plus there is a free printable with the best ones for anyone who’d rather crack a joke than bust a move.
My Top 10
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
- Why did the broom win the dance off? He swept away the competition.
- How do Nachos dance? They do the Salsa.
- Why do skeletons hate going to dance? They have nobody to go with.
- What dance move are astronauts surprisingly good at? They can moonwalk.
- How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb? Five! Six! Seven! Eight!
- What do you call dancing by the sink? Tap dancing.
- Why are cows bad at dancing? They lactose.
- When does a farmer dance? When he drops the beet.
- What’s an electrician’s favorite ballroom dance? The Volts.
Dancing One-Liners
- Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco? He ended up pulling a mussel.
- How are belly dancers and plastic surgeons alike? They both tuck and lift.
- Where’s the best place to dance in California? San Fran’s Disco
- I’d be too embarrassed to make a pun about clog dancing. Wooden shoe?
- I’m going to visit that new hardcore house dance club tonight. It’s had rave reviews.
- I take limbo dancing very seriously. In fact, I’d bend over backwards to win a competition.
- About a year ago I took up line dancing. I got so into it, I had to join a self-help group to stop. It’s a TWO STEP program.
Q&A Jokes
- What’s the mystery writer’s favorite dance? The twist.
- What do you call it when an elephant is dancing in a china shop? Break dancing.
- What do ghosts dance to? Soul music.
- What is a dance that begins at 10 a.m. called? Attendance.
- What is the dance for people who don’t like each other called? Avoidance.
- What’s an owl’s favorite kind of dance? The hoooooola.
- What’s the dance you do after dirty dancing? The Roomba.
- What’s a ballerina’s favorite number? Two-two.
- Where do fortune tellers dance? At the crystal ball.
- What kind of dancer was Chewbacca? A contemporHAIRY dance.
- How does a witch-doctor ask someone to dance? Voodoo like to dance with me?
- What do you call a banana that likes to dance? A banana shake.
- What’s the pig’s favorite dance show? Swine Lake.
- What do you call a ballet dancer who can also shoot 3’s? A BALLERina.
- What do you call a dancing sheep? A baaaah-lerina.
- What type of birds just love to dance? Ravens.
- Why can computer coders dance very well? Because they know their algo-rhythm very well.
- How can you make the heart dance? Just give it a beat.
- What type of dance is the most unexpected and surprising? The coinci-dance.
- Did you hear about the chicken ballerina? To watch her dance was like poultry in motion.
- What dance do tin openers do? The can-can.
Kids Dance Jokes
- What do ghosts dance to? Soul music.
- What do you call a banana that likes to dance? A banana shake.
- What do you call a dancing sheep? A baaaah-lerina.
- What dance do tin openers do? The can-can.
- What’s a Lego’s favorite dance? Square dancing.
Free Printable Jokes
Want these jokes in a cut-out-and-go format? I’ve made a free printable PDF with 10 of the funniest dance jokes. Perfect for cards, lunchboxes, or just leaving one on the mirror. There’s no sign up needed, just click and instantly download 🙂
If you’ve got a better dance joke, send it my way! I’m always collecting the good ones.
