30 Bus Jokes + Free Lunchbox Jokes Printable!

All aboard the pun bus! Here’s my curated list of funny bus jokes to shine some fun on the road ahead! I’ve also included a Free printable of Bus-themed lunchbox jokes! So buckle up, and let’s go!

1. What does a dragon call a bus full of people? Meals on wheels.
2. Why did the pancake miss the bus? It was a choco-late pancake.
3. How do fish get to school? They go by octo-bus.
4. How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You poke-em-on.
5. Why couldn’t the skeleton pay her bus fare? Because she was skint.
6. Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
7. Why did the bat miss the bus? Because it hung around for too long.
8. What do bus drivers eat in their sandwiches? Traffic jam.
9. Why couldn’t the elephant ride the bus to school? Its trunk wouldn’t fit under the seat.
10. What did the apple skin say to the apple who couldn’t afford bus fare? Don’t worry, I have got you covered.
11. Being a bus driver wasn’t fun. I felt that people were talking behind my back.
12. Where do crabs go when they need to catch public transport? The Bus-tacean.
13. Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school? It wouldn’t fit through the door.
14. At work, my friend had always gone the extra mile. That’s why he lost his job as a bus driver.
15. Tesla is considering releasing a line of electric buses named after Egyptian gods. It’ll be A-new-bus.
16. How do bees get to work? They take buzz.
17. What did the bus driver say to the frog? Hop on.
18. How did the explorers get to school? They rode the Colum-bus.
19. What sort of public transportation do Disney characters take? Bus Lightyear.
20. What has a yellow exterior and a gray interior? A bus packed with elephants going to school.
21. Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.
22. Why did the wheel on the bus go round and round? Because it couldn’t go square and square.
23. What does a bus do when it’s tired? It takes a brake.

Bus One Liners

11. I couldn’t get my fridge to work this morning, so I took the bus instead.
12. The baby polar bear missed his bus, so he went to school by an icicle instead.
13. A friend of mine got a job as a bus driver because he was so good at telling people where to get off.
14. I was the first person to install trampolines on musician’s tour buses. Now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
15.  As a result of my giving up my seat on the bus for someone else, I lost my job. Apparently, you’re not supposed to do that when you are the driver.

16. I quit my job as a bus driver. It was driving me to madness.
17. The moose missed the bus so he decided to hoof it.
18. I hopped on a bus earlier today. After a while, the driver told me to sit down like everyone else.  
19. Two croissants are walking across the street. One gets hit by a bus. The other one says, “Oh Crumbs.”
20. Just got my dream job today. I get my own company car with a value of $250,000 and a corner office with a view of the city, Being a city bus driver is a dream come true.

Free Bus-Themed Lunchbox Jokes

Download this freebie to include a wee snippet of fun in your kiddo’s lunchbox!