Beaver Jokes and Puns

Here are some beaver jokes that are dam good! Find your favorite beaver puns and then share them with others!

Beaver jokes and puns

41. How does a beaver get online? He logs in
42. What do beavers like to put on their salads? Branch dressing.
43. What did the river say to the beaver? Nothing, it just waved.
44. What did the sign for the party for beavers say? Beaver or be square
45. Why was the beaver was found guilty? Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.

46. What is a beaver’s favorite rap artist? Timber-land
47. What does beaver chili taste like? Like a normal chili, but little otter
48. What did the ocean say to the beaver? Nothing, it just waved.
49. What did the beaver say to the scout who tried to recruit him? Your offer is too dam low.
50. What did the male beaver say to the female beaver when she said she wanted him to build something nice for her? “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a dam.”

1. What did the beaver say when it saw it’s home on fire? Dam!
2. Why was the beaver too cool for the river? It was too mainstream.
3. What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can’t tide.
4. What is a beaver’s most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale
5. What do you call a lazy beaver? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.

6. Why did the beaver need an alarm clock? It was too dam early.
7. What did the sign for the party for beavers say? Beaver or be square.
8. What is a beaver’s favorite snack? Wood chips.
9. Where do beavers sleep? On a river bed.
10. What did a river say when seeing beavers for the first time? Well I’ll be dammed!

11. Why are beavers so good at maths? They love log-arithms.
12. Did you hear about the beaver who learned to code? It was the best dam program ever made
13. Why did the beaver need an alarm clock? It was too dam early.
14. How do beavers make a bouncy dam? They use spring water.
15. Who’s beaver’s favorite pop singer? Justin Beaver.

16. What did one beaver say to the other beaver when he fell in the river? Dammit
17. Who do Beavers get a lot of flak for building their shelters and blocking water ways? They are Damed if they do, and Damned if they don’t.
18. Why was the beaver mad?  because no one came to his damn party
19. What’s the worst part about being a beaver? It’s a lot of dam work.
20. Why do beavers make the best neighbors? Because they mind their own dam business.

21. What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you.
22. What did the beaver say when he slipped in water? Damn it!
23. Did you watch that Beaver Documentary? It was the Best Dam Show!
24. What did the river ask the beaver? Water you doing today?
25. Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was juve’niles

26. What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma’dame.
27. Where do beavers keep their money? They keep it in the riverbank.
28. Why are beavers always happy? They don’t give a dam.
29. How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in
30. Why don’t you ever find beavers at sea? They don’t have much gnaw-tical experience.

Beaver one liners

31. Someone once challenged me to tell a joke about beavers. I said dam, I can’t .
32. I should start making friends with beavers  They always seem to give a dam
33. I saw a beaver movie last night it was the best dam movie I’ve ever seen.
34. Knock knock! Whose there? Beaver! Beaver who? Be-very-quite, I’m hiding.
35. My Dutch guinea pigs want to become beavers. They’re building a Hamsterdam.

36. Hey girl, are you a beaver? Cause damn.
37. Beavers always get in trouble for illegal streaming.
38. Beavers are so chill. They just go with the flow.
39. The hipster beaver refused to swim in the river He said it was too mainstream.
40. A beaver walks into a bar and the bartender asks: You want a drink? To which the beaver replied ‘GNAW.