Funniest Bacon Jokes – Not AI!

Here is my curated list of bacon puns written by real people, no AI here! Enjoy!

Bacon puns and joke

1. What was the name of the horror movie bacon watched? Frankenswine.
2. What’s a pig’s favorite song? Don’t go bacon my heart.
3. What do you call a pig mixed with a centipede? Bacon and scrambled legs.
4. What do you say when you see a pig making bread? He’s bacon.
5. Why in the world did the girl pig break up with the boy pig? Because he turned out to be a real boar
6. What do you call a farm that sells chickens and pigs? A chicken, bacon, ranch.
7. Why was the pig rejected? Because he was mistaken bacon.
8. Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.
9. Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.
10. What pig is used to make spicy bacon? Peppa pig.
11. What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would skyrocket.
12. What is the pig’s favorite magazine? Porks Illustrated.
13. Would you like Steak or Eggs with your Bacon? I’ve got bacon.
14. Why was the cruise ship passenger thrown overboard? He was hogging the bacon at the buffet.
15. What is a pressing thought of every pig? “Why do all kinds of bacon get cooked and cookies get baked?”
16. Why didn’t anyone want to play ball with the pig? Because he always hogs the ball.
17. Why was the meat packer fired? He was bringing home the bacon.
18. What did bacon tell tomato during breakfast? Lettuce be together.
19. What do you call bacon with a Scottish accent? Ham-ish.
20. How does Kevin Bacon escape from a bear trap? He’s gotta cut footloose.
21. Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon.
22. Who was awarded the best-tasted pair? Bacon and egg.
23. Who was the smartest bacon lover that ever lived? Albert Ein-swine.
24. Why did the pig run naked across the football field? He was streaky bacon.
25. What color is the best cooked bacon? Ma-hog-any.
26. What do you call a pig that has no legs? A groundhog.
27. It is a truth universally acknowledged that bacon can improve any situation.
28. I think I’d want nutritionist-approved bacon coffee.
29. I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day. Turned out to be a porkypine.
30. Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.
31. What kind of stories do pigs tell their children? Pig Tales from the Farm.
32. What will happen if you play tug of war with bacon? You will get pulled pork.
33. What do you call bacon that’s 100 days old? Ancient grease.
34. What did the bacon do after school? Its ham-work.
35. Why did the pig car smell like bacon? Because its porking brake was left on.
36. Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.
37. What kind of ice cream do pigs like best? Hoggin Daz.
38. What made the pig and chicken so proud? Because they make the best egg and bacon sandwich.
39. How is bacon like southern Europe? It’s got a lot of Greece in it.
40. What tree does bacon grow on? Porcupine.
41. What do you call a pig that knows karate? He’s a pork chop.
42. Bacon will kill you, but, smoking bacon will cure it.
43. Bacon is now both the cause and the solution of our heart problems.
44. I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
45. Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day. Turned out to be a ham bush.
46. What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors? History in the bacon.
47. How many vegans does it take to eat a strip of crispy, delicious bacon? Just one, if no one’s looking.
48. With what crime was the bacon thief charged? Hamburglary.
49. What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon? Girl, you’re bacon my heart melted.
50. Why did it take the pig hours to cross the road? She was a slow-pork.
51. Why weren’t bacon and eggs allowed in the restaurant? Because breakfast was not served there.
52. What was the reason behind the arrest of the meat packer? Because he bought bacon home.
53. What did the pig say when he was in the sun? I’m bacon.
54. What was the egg’s reaction when bacon told a joke? He cracked up.
55. What was the name of the bacon movie? Hamlet.
56. Why did the pig go to the casino? Because he wanted to play the slop machines.
57. Why did the pig decide to stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
58. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs.
59. What do you call a fir tree covered in bacon? A porky-pine.
60. What kind of tree grows bacon on it? Bacon tree.
61. How do they get up there? In pig-up trucks.
62. What are they warned to watch out for? Pigpockets.
63. What did bacon say to the egg while hanging around in the frying pan? “I am burning up here.”
64. What was the name of the frog’s favorite crisp dish? Croaky bacon.
65. Why was the egg not easily identified? Because he was always mistaken for bacon.
66. Swine are warned to beware of what? The pigpockets.
67. What’s the best way to eat turkey bacon? Gobble it up.
68. What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?  It cracked up.
69. Does anyone ever try Canadian Bacon? I hear it’s the nicest bacon around.
70. How do you know it’s hot? When two pigs are at the beach and one says to the other, “I’m bacon.”
71. Did you hear about the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer? He got a little behind in his deliveries.
72. Why did the slice of bacon laugh? Because the egg cracked a yolk.
73. Why did yogurt hate bacon? Because he was uncultured.
74. What do you call a pig at the beach? Bacon.
75. What do you call a pig thats wrong? Mistaken bacon.
76. Which celebrity had the best kind of smell? Kevin Bacon.
77. What should you use to write secret messages about bacon? Invisible oink.
78. Why was the piglet consistently whining? He was boared out of his mind.
79. What did the bacon say to the tomato during breakfast? Lettuce be together.
80. Why did the pigs suddenly start flying? Because the bacon prices went high.
81. How did the bacon go to hospital? In a ham-bulance.
82. How many vegans does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? One if nobody’s looking.
83. What’s bacon’s favorite movie? Grease.