Funniest Alien Jokes – Not AI!

Here is my curated list of alien puns written by real people, no AI here! Enjoy!

Alien puns and joke

1. What kind of coffee was the alien mommy drinking on Mother’s Day? Star bucks.
2. What would you hear at a very long opera about aliens? Aria 51.
3. What do you call an alien with three eyes? An aliiien.
4. How does an alien park his spaceship in space? He uses a parking meteor.
5. Met an alien from a solar system in Orion’s belt. It’s a big waist of space.
6. SpaceBall is an alien’s favorite sport.
7. The young alien was not very popular among his friends. Because he was not down to earth.
8. The aliens keep their jeans up with an asteroid belt.
9. “How I meteor mother,” is an alien’s favorite show.
10. What do you give an alien? Some space.
11. What did the exasperated alien say to his wife? You do not understand the gravity of this situation.
12. What do aliens love to read? Comet books
13. What do aliens eat for breakfast? Unidentified frying objects
14. What do aliens use to serve their dinner on? A satellite dish.
15. What kind of music does an alien like? Bruno Mars
16. What party do you throw a pregnant alien? A meteor shower
17. What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a green alien? To say “Wait until it is ripe”.
18. What if aliens are responsible for global warming? And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
19. What do aliens and the Jolly Green Giant have in common? They come in peas.
20. What do aliens on the metric system say? Take me to your liter!
21. What do aliens spread on their toast? Space jam.
22. What is an alien’s favorite website? Space-book.
23. What do alien dogs say when they land on another planet? Show me who your litter is.
24. What do you call an overweight E.T.? Extra Cholesterol.
25. Where does an alien put his teacup? On a flying saucer.
26. Friend told me they were kidnapped by aliens who made them comb their hair, blow their nose and straighten their clothes. They were on the mothership.
27. I always wonder, what does an alien wear to a wedding? It’s probably a space suit. 
28. Saw an alien eating eggs, cheese and fat. He’s an extra-cholesterol.
29. Some aliens offered to take me to the moon, but it was full.
30. An aliens favorite computer key is “ The space bar”.
31. What do you call an alien you can’t get rid of? A Klingon.
32. Why is it difficult to maintain a healthy relationship with an alien? Because he always needs his space.
33. How do aliens harvest their crops? With tractor beams.
34. What does an alien say when he likes something a lot? It is out of the world.
35. Where do aliens go for higher studies? To the universe-ity.
36. Why does an alien prefer a light year to a normal year? Because it has got fewer calories.
37. How do you know aliens are not vegan? Because they haven’t contacted us to say it.
38. How does an alien call Saturn? He gives Saturn a ring.
39. Was looking for more jokes about aliens. They must be out there somewhere.
40. I used to wonder why the Star Wars films were released in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9 then I realized Yoda wrote the plan.
41. An alien with no eyes is called Alan.
42. It is difficult to converse with aliens. Because they do not understand the gravity of certain situations.
43. The alien wanted to leave the party. The atmosphere wasn’t right.
44. Why haven’t aliens visited earth? It’s only rated one star.
45. Why did the aliens need maids on their space ship? To clean up the cosmic dust.
46. Which chocolates do aliens love the most? A milky way and mars bar.
47. What do you call a shopping alien? A Wal-Martian.
48. Why are aliens especially interested in abducting cows? Because they can jump over the moon.
49. What is an alien’s favorite beverage? Gravi-tea.
50. Why do aliens not eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
51. How does an alien measure things? By using a meteor stick.
52. Why do aliens not visit the restaurant in space? Because it has got no atmosphere.
53. What did the alien say to the first animal it sees on earth? Take me to your litter.
54. What do you call sick birds from Mars? Ill eagle aliens.
55. Where do aliens like chilling the most? The space bar.
56. How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket!
57. Which tennis player is really a space alien? Venus Williams.
58. Why haven’t we found aliens yet? because they are searching for intelligent life too.
59. How do aliens organize a space party? They plan-et.
60. What did E.T.’s mother say to him when he got home? “Where on Earth have you been?”
61. How much does an alien have to pay for the moon? One dollar, which is four quarters.
62. What is an alien’s favorite drink at the bar? A sate-lite beer.
63. Why did Mickey Mouse need the alien’s help? He was trying to find Pluto.
64. Did you hear about Chuck Norris being abducted by aliens? The aliens were never seen again.
65. Why are aliens jealous of the sun? Because the sun has a million degrees.