Top 20 Cake Jokes
Cakes are so good. When I used to work in an office, I am pretty sure we had cake at least once a week to celebrate a birthday, someone leaving or any project milestone. Any excuse for more cake..
Well I have gone through a lot of jokes and puns about cake and here is my top 20 list. These are all clean, non-AI ones and I think they are the best ones. Don’t agree? Then give us your best cake joke in the comment section below!
Last Updated: 09/13/2024
Top 20
- I eat cake every day. Because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere out there and I like celebrating it.
- What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes? Desserted.
- Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
- I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake. Until the doctor advised me to take the candles off first.
- What’s the world’s fastest cake? Scooone.
- I usually butter my tin before making cake. It cooks batter.
- Got a fantastic stereo made of cake. It’s a gateau blaster.
- What has almonds, honey, and sugar and swings from cake to cake? Tarzipan.
- What kind of cake do you get at a fast food restaurant? A stomach cake.
- How is history like a fruit cake? Both are full of dates.
- What did the Zen birthday cake say to the party guests? Peace to you.
- Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake? He was already stuffed.
- Got my friend a cake in the shape of Pac Man. At least that’s what I told him when he saw what it looked like.
- Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
- How do chickens bake a cake? From scratch.
- What do you call a sick birthday cake? Coughee cake.
- Why did the man put the cake in his freezer? He was asked to ice it.
- Which cake do baseball players like most? Bundt cake.
- What did the cake say to the fork? Do you want a piece of me.
- What’s a balanced diet like? A slice of cake in each hand.
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