Funny Box Jokes – One Liners, Puns + Free Printable

My youngest boy loves to hide inside a box and then jump out at his unsuspecting older brother! Yeah, there are other more practical uses for a box but that’s the best one for sure!

Anyway, here are my top box jokes that I reviewed for funniness. Threw away all the bad ones, recycled some and made new ones. Plus, grab a free printable version for cutting out and slipping into gifts sent in boxes or in your kid’s lunchboxes!

My Top 10

1. What do you call a belt made out of cardboard? A waist of paper.
2. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
3. If you no longer have a box, it’s an Xbox
4. I worked in a cardboard box factory but it folded.
5. What’s the number one item shipped by amazon? Cardboard boxes.
6. The great thing about buying a cardboard box and having it delivered is that you normally get one more than you paid for.
7. Why would anyone fill a box with tiny pieces of cardboard? I’m puzzled.
8. I went to the stationery shop and found they had given me cardboard instead of paper. I am going to write them a stiff letter.
9. I ordered some disposable lenses and got an empty box. I must have selected contactless delivery.
10. The waitress asked me if I wanted a box for our leftovers. I said no but I’ll wrestle you for it.

Box One-Liners

• I got fed up playing poker and blackjack the other day. I was card-board.
• My dog keeps wrapping things in cardboard. He’s a boxer.
• I live in a lighthouse. It’s made of cardboard.
• When cardboard goes to the bar, it asks for a drink on the box.
• I bought some low-quality cardboard. It’s tearable.
• I charge rent to the series of insects in my cardboard box as they are ten-ants.

Q&A Box Jokes

• What kind of cardboard is found by a volcano? Igneous box.
• Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches? In their launch box.
• What kind of cabbage comes in cardboard? Box choy.
• What happens when you put cardboard boxes in your house during a full moon? You make it a warehouse.

Free Printable Jokes

Want these jokes in a cut-out-and-go format? I’ve made a free printable PDF with 10 of the funniest box jokes. Perfect for cards, lunchboxes, or just leaving one on the mirror. There’s no sign-up needed, just click and instantly download 🙂

If you’ve got a better box joke, send it my way! I’m always collecting the good ones!