Top 20 Box Jokes

My youngest boy loves to hide inside a box and then jump out at his unsuspecting older brother! Yeah, there are other more practical uses for a box but that’s the best one for sure!

Anyway here are my top 20 box jokes that I reviewed for funniness. Threw away all the bad ones, recycled some and made new ones. Here is the list!

Last Updated: 09/20/2024

Box jokes and puns

1. I would make a belt out of cardboard. But it would be a waist of paper.
2. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
3. If you no longer have a box, it’s an Xbox
4. I worked in a cardboard box factory but it folded.
5. What’s the number one item shipped by amazon? Cardboard boxes.
6. The great thing about buying a cardboard box and having it delivered is that you normally get one more than you paid for.
7. Why would anyone fill a box with tiny pieces of cardboard? I’m puzzled.
8. I went to the stationery shop and found they had given me cardboard instead of paper. I am going to write them a stiff letter.
9. I ordered some disposable lenses and got an empty box. I must have selected contactless delivery.
10. The waitress asked me if I wanted a box for our leftovers. I said no but I’ll wrestle you for it.
11. What kind of cardboard is found by a volcano? Igneous box.
12. When cardboard goes to the bar, it asks for a drink on the box.
13. I charge rent to the series of insects in my cardboard box as they are ten-ants.
14. I got fed up playing poker and blackjack the other day. I was card-board.
15. Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches? In their launch box.
16. What kind of cabbage comes in cardboard? Box choy.
17. I bought some low-quality cardboard. It’s tearable.
18. My dog keeps wrapping things in cardboard. He’s a boxer.
19. I live in a lighthouse. It’s made of cardboard.
20. What happens when you put cardboard boxes in your house during a full moon? You make it a warehouse