Top 20 Boat Jokes
I would love to own a boat to go fishing with. Maybe one day when I win the lottery, but until then I have a list of my top 20 boat jokes to keep me company.
I sailed around and read through hundreds of jokes about boats and made some myself. After tossing many of them overboard because they were either not funny, rude or made by ‘artificial intelligence’, I have whittled it down to what I think are the 20 best ones. So here is the list!
Last Updated: 09/24/2024
Top 20
- How do you make ship look younger? Boat-tox.
- What do you call a boat filled with football players? Sportsman-ship.
- What causes some boats to become party boats? Pier pressure.
- What kind of boat do couples go sailing on? A relation-ship.
- How did the sailors get marooned? A ship full of blue paint crashed into a ship full of red paint.
- Have you heard about the Bluetooth iceberg? Any boat that goes near it will sync.
- What sits at the bottom of the sea and quivers? A nervous wreck.
- A brother and sister were arguing about oars in their boat. They were having a row.
- What do you call the fastest sailboat in the world? Usain Boat
- What kind of ship do vampires like? A blood vessel.
- What was the name of the optometrist who came on the boat? A see captain.
- How to make a boat feel healthy? Just give it some vitamin sea.
- What is the best discount you can get at a boat store? A two-for-one sail.
- What kind of boat do students go on? A scholar-ship.
- What kind of vegetables are not allowed on boats? Leeks.
- Why are big boats great for hosting weddings? They always give a ferry-tale ending.
- My friend was late for our sailing trip. When she arrived, it was a-boat time.
- Where do the sick boats go for checkups? To the dock.
- What’s another name for the captain of a sail boat? A sails manager.
- Do you want to keep paddling in circles or not? It’s an either oar situation.
