Funny Rabbit Jokes – One Liners, Puns + Free Printable

These rabbit jokes hop straight to the funny bone and are perfect for Easter, lunchbox notes, or anyone who’s all ears for a good pun.

Grab the free printable version I made at the bottom, they’re hare-larious!

My top 10

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an onion? A bunion.
How do rabbits stay cool during the summer? With hare conditioning.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? The Oyster Bunny.
How do you get the Easter bunny to stay past Sunday? Raise its celery.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? You’ve never seen a rabbit who needs glasses.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
What’s a flying rabbit have on its back? An eagle.
What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana.
What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backward? A receding hare-line.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.

Q&A Jokes

What do you call a Transformer rabbit? Hop-timus Prime.
What do you call a rabbit with sniffles? A runny bunny.
Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day.
What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and Rabbit? A honey bunny.
What does one rabbit say to another if they want to flirt? You’re ear-resistible.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky? Because he has four rabbits’ feet.
Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter time? Because they’re eggs-tinct.
Why did the Easter Bunny put a dictionary in his pants? He wanted to be smarty pants.
Why does the Easter Bunny want to win a gold medal? Because he heard it’s 24 carrots.
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It’s a tender tail.
Why didn’t the rabbit hop? No bunny knows.
Why do rabbits eat carrots? Because they don’t want to be nearsighted.
What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled.
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken stole his Easter eggs.
How should you wish Easter greetings to a rabbit? Say “Hoppy Easter”.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade? It was eggs-cellent.
What did the rabbit do after its wedding? Went on a nice bunnymoon.
Did you hear about the dirty Easter egg hunt? It was hosted by the dust bunny.
Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn’t have the hare fare.
Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a rabbit with money? A millionhare.
What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common? They’re both famous for stuffing baskets.
What did the Flemish Giant Rabbit bring to the Easter potluck? A basket of giant Belgian chocolate eggs. (Fun fact – the biggest recorded Flemish rabbit weighed 50 pounds!)
What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.
What game does a rabbit like to play at the park? Hopscotch.
What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain? Get wet.
What is the rabbits’ favorite dance move? The bunny hop.
What is a rabbits’ favorite kind of music? Hip-hop.
What’s a forgetful rabbit called? Hare-brained.
Where did the rabbit go for a new tail? To a retail store.
What kind of rabbit can’t hop? A chocolate bunny.
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball.
What kind of stories do rabbits like? Bunny Tales.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Just look for the gray hares.
What kind of rabbit tells jokes? A funny bunny.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte.
What does the Easter bunny do before Easter? Eggs-ercise.

Kids Rabbit Jokes

How should you wish Easter greetings to a rabbit? Say “Hoppy Easter”.
What game does a rabbit like to play at the park? Hopscotch.
What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain? Get wet.
What is the rabbits’ favorite dance move? The bunny hop.
What is a rabbits’ favorite kind of music? Hip-hop.
Why didn’t the rabbit hop? No bunny knows.
What do you call a rabbit with sniffles? A runny bunny.
Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day.
What do you call a rabbit with money? A millionhare.
What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.

Rabbit One-Liners

I have so many rabbit jokes, it’s not even bunny.

I used to own a rabbit, but now she’s just some bunny I used to know.

Mr. Spock, a rabbit, and a corn stalk walk into a bar. Bartender asks, “You guys want to hear a joke?” They replied, “We’re all ears.”

A rabbit goes into a hairdresser looking for his friend. However she leaves disappointed as surprisingly, there isn’t a hare to be seen.

What did the magician say after saying he was going to pull a rabbit from his hat? This next trick is a hare-raising experience.

What did the avocado say before the rabbit disappeared? Avocadobra.

What’s the difference between a rabbit and a clown? One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? He hoped they’d look like hares.

Free Printable Rabbit Jokes

Want these jokes in a cut-out-and-go format? I’ve made a free printable PDF with 10 of the funniest rabbit jokes. Perfect for cards, lunchboxes, or during an easter egg hunt! There’s no sign-up needed, just click and download 🙂