Funniest Alligator Jokes – Not AI!

Here is my curated list of alligator puns written by real people, no AI here! Enjoy!

Alligator puns and jokes

1. What do alligators do in an emergency? They croco-dial 911.
2. What sports drink do alligators love? Gator-Ade.
3. What do you call a thieving alligator? A crook-adile.
4. What do you get when you cross a frog and an alligator? A croak-odile.
5. What should you say if an alligator arrests you? It’s a fair croc.
6. What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet? A traitor.
7. What do you call an alligator who loves watering his plants? An irrigator.
8. What do you call an alligator that is always stirring up trouble? An instigator.
9. What’s an alligator’s favorite dip? Croc-amole.
10. What do you call an alligator who wears Crocs? A sell-out.
11. What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him? A congregator.
12. What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender? Gatorade.
13. What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long? A fumigator.
14. What do you call a financially wise alligator?  An Invest-igator.
15. What do you call an alligator with a GPS? A Navi-gator.
16. What’s worse than one alligator coming to dinner? Two alligators coming to dinner.
17. What do young alligators like on their Starbucks drinks? Jaw-va chips.
18. Why are alligators comedians so funny? Their wit is as sharp as their teeth.
19. Did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet? But most only have 4.
20. What do you call an alligator who works on a farm? An irri-gator.
21. What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long? A fumigator.
22. What do you call a gator that works in a courtroom? A trial lawyer.
23. What do you name an alligator who is surrounded by other gators at the swamp crown? A gathering place.
24. What do you name an alligator who exclusively eats slaughtered lambs? The hallaligator.
25. An alligator has how many limbs? Everything is dependent on what he eats for lunch, supper, and morning.
26. How does an alligator smell? With it’s nose.
27. What do you get if you cross an alligator with a giraffe? A visit from the ethics committee and immediate withdrawal of your funding.
28. How does an alligator taste? With it’s mouth just like you do.
29. Who is the author of the book “Escaping Alligators?” Ron A. Way.
30. What looks like half an alligator? The other half.
31. What did the alligator say to show support for his friend? I’m right bayou-r side.
32. Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers? It’s filled with liti-gators.
33. How many arms has a alligator got? Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner.
34. Why happened when the alligator saw the lion win the lottery? It was GREEN with envy.
35. What kind of reptile bites people from behind? A tail-gator.
36. What’s the point of shooting an alligator? He’ll simply have to swallow his pride and make the most of it.
37. Which side of an alligator is the greenest? The outside.
38. What did the alligator get after sleeping with a hooker? Gatoraids.
39. What kind of pet to alligators have? Alley Cats.
40. What’s the worst thing about wild alligators? their wild allegations.
41. Did you hear about the crocodile who became a congressman? He was an expert dele-gator.
42. What’s green and comes from another planet? An alien-gator.
43. What is it called when an alligator has brain damage? A reptile disfunction.
44. What’s the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? One you’ll see in a while and the other you’ll see later.
45. Why won’t alligators attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
46. What’s the difference between a dog and a alligator? The dog’s bark is worst than his bite.
47. What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him? A congregator.
48. What do you call an alligator who is financially savvy? An Investor.
49. Why shouldn’t you taunt an alligator? Because it might come back to bite you in the end.
50. What’s the similarity between an Alligator and Windows? They’ve got lots of bytes.
51. What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower? I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it.
52. Who gives alligators their Christmas presents? Santa Jaws.
53. What do you call an alligator without any legs? Anything you want, it can’t run after you.
54. What do you call a reptile that likes to go bowling? An Alley-gator.
55. Why was everyone afraid of the alligator lawyer? He was an amazing liti-gator.
56. What’s the similarity between a alligator and an old computer? They both have bytes.
57. Why shouldn’t you play cards with an alligator? You’ll lose each hand.
58. Why was the alligator invited to fashion shows? She was a snappy dresser.
59. What does an alligator feel like? An alligator.
60. Why did that one alligator get into a fight with the other? He got impatient and snapped.
61. Why should you never play poker with an alligator? You will lose every hand.
62. What do you call an alligator who’s your friend? A pal-igator.
63. What do alligators drink before a race? Gator-ade.
64. Why are alligators long and green? Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
65. What’s better than a crocodile? An alli-greator.
66. Why are alligators long and green? Because if they were short and green, they would be leprachuans.
67. What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist? A dialogator.
68. Did you hear about the alligator who became president? He was a great dele-gator.
69. What do you name a man who is too big to eat by an alligator? A game changer.
70. What does an alligator do when he loses his tail? It goes to a re-tail store.
71. What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat? A jawbreaker.
72. What do you call an alligator that makes others fight? An instigator.
73. What do alligators call human children? Appetizers.
74. What do you call a SWAT team of alligators? Gator-raid.
75. Which is the most popular basketball move among gators? The Alli-oop.
76. What do you call an alligator who is always wearing a vest? An investigator.
77. What do you call a gator that works at the courthouse? A litigator.