Funny Alligator Jokes – One Liners, Puns + Free Printable

Warning: these alligator jokes are dangerously funny. Whether you are wanting to give some kids a laugh or fishing for a grin with friends, dive in and snap up a favorite.

There’s a free printable ready-to-cut PDF of my top 10 alligator puns at the end, enjoy!

A card on a marble surface reads: Did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet? But most only have 4—talk about Alligator Jokes!.

My Top 10

What do you get when you cross a frog and an alligator? A croak-odile.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet? But most only have 4.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet? A traitor.
What do you call an alligator who loves watering his plants? An irrigator.
What do you call an alligator that is always stirring up trouble? An instigator.
What do alligators do in an emergency? They croco-dial 911.
What kind of reptile bites people from behind? A tail-gator.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower? I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it.
What do you call an alligator with a GPS? A Navi-gator.
Who is the author of the book “Escaping Alligators?” Ron A. Way.

Q&A Jokes

What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long? A fumigator.
Why are alligator comedians so funny? Their wit is as sharp as their teeth.
How does an alligator smell? With it’s nose.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers? It’s filled with liti-gators.
Why happened when the alligator saw the lion win the lottery? It was GREEN with envy.
What do alligators drink before a race? Gator-ade.
Which is the most popular basketball move among gators? The Alli-oop.
What’s worse than one alligator coming to dinner? Two alligators coming to dinner.
What’s the similarity between an Alligator and Windows? They’ve got lots of bytes.
Which side of an alligator is the greenest? The outside.
What does an alligator feel like? An alligator.

Kids Jokes

What do you call a reptile that likes to go bowling? An Alley-gator.
How does an alligator taste? With it’s mouth just like you do.
Why shouldn’t you taunt an alligator? Because it might come back to bite you in the end.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend? A pal-igator.

Free Printable Jokes

Want these jokes in a cut-out-and-go format? I’ve made a free printable PDF with 10 of the funniest alligator jokes. Perfect for cards, lunchboxes, birthday parties or just leaving one on the mirror. There’s no sign-up needed, just click and instantly download 🙂