Funniest Electricity Jokes – Not AI!

Here is my curated list of electricity puns written by real people, no AI here! Enjoy!

Electricity puns and jokes

1. What do you call London without electricity? Londoff.
2. Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they can never remember the words.
3. How do the students feel when the power goes at school? De-lighted, of course.
4. Did you know that electricians don’t die? They just lose contact.
5. Did you hear about the guy who stole batteries? He was charged on the spot.
6. Why can’t coffee conduct electricity? Because it’s grounded.
7. How do narcissists save money on their electricity bills? They use gaslighting.
8. Why did the electrician marry his colleague? He couldn’t resistor.
9. Why can’t you take electricity to social events? Because it doesn’t know how to conduct itself.
10. Why did the electricity documentary get such mixed reviews? People weren’t sure how to feel after its shocking ending.
11. How do solar panels take their eggs? Sunnyside up.
12. What are wind turbines’ favorite color? Blew.
13. An electrician arrives home at 2am. His wife asks him, “Wire you, insulate?” He replies, “Watt’s it to you? I’m Ohm, aren’t I?”
14. I’m attracted to people with power. That’s excellent. I just paid my electricity bill.
15. If electricity always follows the path of least resistance, Why doesn’t lightning only strike in France?
16. I opened my water and electricity bills at the same time. I was shocked.
17. I really have to force myself to get through this book on friction.
18. Why did the man eat the light bulb? He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.
19. What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy? A power play.
20. What is the energy provider’s favorite dance? The electric slide.
21. Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity? It’s natural.
22. What football team do energy providers root for the most? The Chargers
23. What is the difference between lightning and electricity? For electricity, you need to pay, but lightning kills for free.
24. What is an outlet’s favorite song? I’ve Got the Power.
25. What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy? A power play.
26. What did the energy company’s CEO credit her success to? A series of strategic power moves.
27. Why did the bulb pack an apple in his bag? He wanted to have a light snack.
28. What do you call a lightbulb at midnight? A night light.
29. What is a Jedi electrician’s favorite tool? His lightsabre.
30. How many consultants do you need to change a lightbulb? You’ll get an estimate a week from Monday.
31. Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.
32. Even the most intelligent people can’t survive a day without electricity, like Stephen Hawking.
33. My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice-making factory. Now they’ve gone into liquidation.
34. Why did the electrician marry his colleague? He couldn’t resistor.
35. I can’t afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.
36. Did you hear what the foolish gardener did? The guy planted a light bulb and thought he’d get a power plant.
37. What’s the best tool to install an electrical plug with? A socket wrench.
38. What do electricians chant when they meditate? Ohm.
39. Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz? He wasn’t too bright.
40. Why did the electrical cords break up? There was no spark between them.
41. What did Communists use to light their houses before candles? Electricity.
42. What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.
43. What do power strips always say at their high school reunions? I haven’t seen you in light-years.
44. Why are the electricians always up to date? Because they are current specialists.
45. What did little Johnny’s mother do when she caught him zapping the other children with static electricity? She grounded him.
46. What did socialists use before candles? Electricity.
47. What did the blonde say after the lesson on electricity? Watt?
48. What do arsonists and electricity have in common? They both light up buildings.
49. Where do light bulbs go shopping? The outlet stores.
50. Why did the lights go out?  Because they liked each other.
51. What’s a wind turbine’s favorite music? They’re big metal fans.
52. How do we know we can trust the use of solar power? They don’t work in the shadows.
53. Did you hear what the foolish gardener did? The guy planted a light bulb and though he’d get a power plant.
54. How many software engineers do you need to change a lightbulb? None, that’s a hardware problem.
55. Why do anarchists live without electricity? Because they believe all power corrupts.
56. What’s an electrician’s favorite program? Usually, they like to keep an eye on current events.
57. What do electricity and arsonists have in common? Both can light up a building.
58. Where do electricians do most of their shopping? At Ohm Depot.
59. What do you call a detective electrician? Sherlock Ohms.
60. What did the baby lightbulb say to the mommy lightbulb? .I love you watts.
61. Why did Mr. Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm? He couldn’t resistor.
62. What happens if you plant a lightbulb in your garden? It grows into a power plant.
63. What did the electrician say when someone asked her how it feels to stick your finger in an electrical outlet? To be honest, it Hertz.
64. What did the alcoholic do when the power went out? He had to take a shot in the dark.
65. Which beverage is the worst conduit for electricity? Coffee, because it’s grounded.
66. Why is wind power so popular these days? Because it has a lot of fans.
67. What did the light bulb say to the electric generator? You spark up my life.
68. Why did the electrical outlet get arrested? He had a looming charge.
69. Why did the university student study with the light on? He wanted to be a bright student.
70. What do power strips always say at their high school reunions? I haven’t seen you in light-years.
71. Why did the man eat the light bulb? He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.
72. Why can’t you trust an atom? They make up everything.
73. What kind of car does an electrician drive? A Volts-wagon.
74. What did the electrician do when he was asked to fix the electricity at my house? He re-fused.
75. What instrument never fails to energize a crowd? An electric guitar.
76. What is a light bulb’s favorite kind of news? Current events.
77. How did the electrician pay for his new phone? He charged it.
78. How did Benjamin Franklin feel after discovering electricity? Shocked.
79. What did the baby lightbulb say to the mommy light bulb? I wove you watts and watts.
80. What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.
81. What did the light bulb say to the generator? I really get a charge out of you.
82. What’s the definition of a shock absorber? A careless electrician.
83. What’s a bad electrician’s favourite confectionary? Shock-a-lot.
84. What do you call a worm that chews up power cords? An electro-maggot.
85. What do you call London without electricity? Londoff.
86. What is a plug’s favorite chant at a sporting event? CHARGE.
87. What was the light bulb’s occupation? He was a conductor.
88. What did Johnny’s mother do when she caught him zapping the other children with static electricity? She grounded him.
89. When do hockey players use the most energy? During a power play.
90. Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb? He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment.