Funniest Dinosaur Jokes – Not AI!

Here is my curated list of dinosaur puns written by real people, no AI here! Enjoy!

Dinosaur puns and jokes

1. Why did the dinosaur take a bath? To become ex-stinked.
2. How does a T-rex cut wood? With a dinosaw.
3. What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens? Rep-tiles.
4. What do dinosaurs do on the Fourth of July? Play with dino-mite.
5. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A Do-you-think-he-saurus.
6. What do you call a T.Rex who hates losing? A saur loser.
7. What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain? A Stegosau-rust.
8. Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns? I dino what to tell you, but probably not.
9. Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet? Because the pee is silent.
10. What else do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past.
11. How do you ask a dinosaur in for a cuppa? Tea Rex.
12. What do you call a dinosaur who’s a noisy sleeper? Tyranno-snorus.
13. What do you call a dinosaur fart? An exstinktion.
14. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork.
15. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore.
16. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was an early bird.
17. Where do baby dinosaurs come from? A mama T-Rex’s belly.
18. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes? A dino-sewer.
19. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.
20. What is a dinosaur’s favorite quote? Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.
21. What was the name of the fastest dinosaur? The prontosaurus.
22. What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A Dinosorcerer.
23. What did the dinosaur put on her steak? Dinosauce
24. What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? Lefty
25. What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on rollerskates.
26. What do you call a dinosaur who won’t stop rambling? A dino-bore.
27. Where do dinosaurs go shopping? The dino-store.
28. What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese? Gorgonzilla.
29. What do you call a spooky dinosaur? A terror-adactyl.
30. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite drink? Rex on the beach.
31. How can you best raise a baby dinosaur? With a crane.
32. What do you call a dinosaur that won’t stop talking? A dino-bore.
33. What do you call twin dinosaurs? Pair-odactyls.
34. What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears? Anything you like, it can’t hear you.
35. Why can’t the T-rex clap its hands? Because it’s extinct.
36. What do you say when a dinosaur crashes its car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
37. What do you call a dinosaur that only has one eye? An Eye-saur.
38. What came after the dinosaur? Its tail.
39. What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup? Tyrannosaurus ex.
40. What do you call a baby dinosaur? A Wee-Rex.
41. Why did the T-rex cross the road? Because the chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
42. Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones? Because they can’t afford new ones.
43. What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time? Lazy bones.
44. What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch? Strawberry jam
45. What do you call a dinosaur ghost? A scaredactyl.
46. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops.
47. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
48. What do you call a group of dinosaurs who sing? A tyranno-chorus.