Top 20 Banana Jokes

My wife and I tried growing a banana tree once but it was fruitless (actually a true story). So instead of growing them, I have collated the best 20 banana jokes and puns.

I have read bunches and bunches of banana jokes from books and especially from other websites filled with AI garbage, so I have made sure the jokes in this list are funny and made by real people (including myself).

This is our archive of the best jokes out there and if you have any to add or think a joke in my list should be switched out for another, then please share it it the comments! Anyway, on to the list!

Last Updated: 09/13/2024

Top 20

What do you call a banana that eats another banana? A canabananal!
What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ban..ana..na..Ban..ana..na…!
How did a banana end up at the emergency room in the hospital? He told the doctors his skin was peeling off!
What do you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers!
What genre of books do banana peels prefer to read? Non-friction!
What do you call a banana who gets all the girls? A banana smoothie!
How do you make a banana split? You cut it in half!
What did the thief use to open the banana safe? A mon-key!
Why did the banana cry? Her peelings were hurt!
How did the unripe banana feel about the ripe banana? It was green with envy!
How do bananas answer the phone? They say yellow!
Why did the man lose his job at the fruit packing factory? He was throwing the bent bananas away!
What do you call the bananas who are friends with monkeys? A bunch of fools!
Why was the banana such a good ballet dancer? She really knew how to do a good split!
How is a banana peel on the floor like music? Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat!
What day of the week do bananas love the most? Sundae!
Why did the man forget to buy bananas from the grocery store? They just slipped his mind!
What was the ghost’s favorite fruit? Boonanaa!
What do you call a load of solid gold bananas? A whole bunch of money!
What is a sheep’s favorite fruit? Bbanana-nana!